Well, American Gods is only covering the first third of the book this season. I hope they get two or three seasons, in order to tell the whole thing. That, combined with Anansi Boys and the Shadow short stories, I think Gaiman has a lot of places this could go after the end of the book.

I always wondered about them. In the book, the commanders seemed so old, so I just assumed their children were grown up (if they'd had any) and they needed handmaidens to further "spreading Commander seed."

Yeah, I'm bummed about that, too. I was hoping for some Gloria Steinem stunt casting.

Same

I thought she had died, too, until Bette showed up.

It got me so excited to see her watch Mommie Dearest, but alas.

I really wish we could have seen Bette's reaction to Mommie Dearest.

Everything about this infuriates me. These tacky assholes and their smug picture in front of Hill’s portrait. Tacky, tasteless fuckwits.

I like that she peeled the banana and Philip did not. Just one more example of how seriously she takes her duties compared to the men surrounding her.

Because he put their names on it and charged ten times the price! He totally revolutionized the gift shop trinket genre!

The sex strike thing seems to only affect decent men. The evil men will ignore the strike and forcibly take sex from us anyway. I hate when this idea comes up.

The only Marvel comic I can read anymore is Squirrel Girl. They destroyed Captain Marvel’s character and cancelled Angela and A-Force. Sorry, I’m no longer buying. You got rid of the things I read!

I wanted to be one of those mermaids so badly when I was a kid. I thought they were so magical.

That harpy might be primarily responsible for my fear of birds. Let’s give it up for the kick-ass pirate cat, though.

“I’M ALIIIIIIIIVE!”

Omg. The gazelle.

We can’t afford to pay for homebound seniors to eat or for children to get arts education, but we can afford this cowardly mean multiple trips to go hide in Florida Versailles? No.

This is my favorite part of the entire review.

I am an adult and I refer to playing Horizon Zero Dawn as “going to kill robot dinosaurs.”

I still have my NES and I think of GameCube as “new Nintendo.” It’s the only Nintendo console I’ve never owned or lived with anyone who owned it, so it’s very mysterious to me.