You monster.

We can’t afford to pay for homebound seniors to eat or for children to get arts education, but we can afford this cowardly mean multiple trips to go hide in Florida Versailles? No.

This is my favorite part of the entire review.

I am an adult and I refer to playing Horizon Zero Dawn as “going to kill robot dinosaurs.”

I still have my NES and I think of GameCube as “new Nintendo.” It’s the only Nintendo console I’ve never owned or lived with anyone who owned it, so it’s very mysterious to me.

Take all my money and make this happen.

She still teaches him how to read, though, starting with Romeo & Juliet (b/c Belle has seriously high standards).

Yup. That was an unnecessarily sexist addition to the material. Newwwwp.

Octavia Butler is worth it alone.

Didn’t Belle teach him how to read? I really don’t need to see him Beastsplain books to her. Everything I hear about this movie seems so unnecessary.

Wire and Blaze were my most precious resources.

I love the looks of their clothes, but I’ve never bought. Glad to know the quality is nice! Ditto uniquevintage.

Well, you get 10 pts of health with each level. It keeps you alive longer. But I see what you mean.

Yeah. Time trials make me really anxious.

I overrode a few Stalkers and then forgot about it after they’d destroyed everything. Afterward, they turned “invisible” and kept bumping into me. My husband starting laughing as he heard me saying “Wtf is doing that? Oh, never mind, it’s just my invisible cats.”

Once you’re out of barrels, triple shotting fire and precision arrows to the face is pretty effective .

Me at level 40 approaching that corrupted zone like:

When I could hack a Stormbird, I felt like a goddess.

That Sawtooth thing happened to me! Clever girls.