He gets the Lady Jane Grey treatment.

I hope the real Shaggydog shows up and eats his face.

Olly, we hardly knew ye. And if we'd just read the books and never watched the show, we wouldn't have known ye at all.

I truly think Ramsay is going to get eaten alive by either direwolves or his own dogs led by one of the direwolves (probably Nymeria). There's just too much with those dogs for it to not come into play.

"You must learn…everything…except about Jon Snow's parentage."

Is Qyburn still making wildfire for her?

Yeah, that sounds like D&D's logic.

Same. I gasped before remembering that Tyrion will never EVER die until the very last season.

There should be a scene where Tormund finishes the job.

Yes, I was dreading Victarion. Euron is weirdly better, possibly b/c he's not a POV character.

That was the show. The whole thing with that plotline in the books is that no one gives a rats ass how he treats poor Jeyne Poole. He gets away with treating "Arya" like garbage, b/c everyone knows it's not really her. They're just willing to play along to a certain extent, but b/c she's a poor, he's allowed…

I think he's prisoner until the show remembers he's a thing. Now if only we knew where Blackfish was hanging out…

I squealed "Frey pie!" before immediately realizing that's the OTHER guy I really hate.

I think they were just reminding us that there WAS a War of Five Kings, and Mel (possibly, probably not) ended it with dick leech fire magic.

Yes. Arya overhears the Ghost of High Heart strongly implying that Balon was killed by a Faceless Man hired by Euron. Since Ja'quen is the only one we know hanging around Westeros at that time, a lot of people assumed that's why he's there.

Excepting, of course, Pirates of the Caribbean 3. No one can enjoy that.

Since it's hard to show dog-warging on the show, I'm guessing they had him there for book readers who want to interpret it that way. For show watchers, they have Ghost guarding him (as he should) and then excitedly greeting him when he wakes up, so we're assured that Jon didn't come back wrong. If he came back Jon…

The story in Pyke is that he fell during a storm. The Ghost of High Heart basically said that he was assassinated by a Faceless Man sent by Euron.

I'd still bank on Ramsay killing him (or at least orchestrating it). Roose is smooth, but he has Tywin's blind spot where it comes to his kids. He created a monster with Ramsay and relied on keeping him leashed. If you poke a monster enough, he's going to eventually bite you, no matter how well you have him trained.

As soon as Tyrion said "I am their friend!" about the dragons, I went "OMFG THEY GAVE THE QUENTYN MARTELL STORYLINE TO TYRION!" Thankfully, they did not.
Also, Lyanna! Yaaaaaaaay! I'm beyond excited for the Tower of Joy next week.