That’s my dream. I really really want it.

Nooooo!

Well, he does get the best song in the show.

Reminds me of one of my friends in college. He was very conservative Christian, and when I told him my mom was a priest, he immediately went on this tirade about how my mom was going to hell and had damned my entire family. Paul said that women should be silent in church, and my mom was breaking God’s law by…

Snuffie would probably be a decent president.

Well how else would he stay so prosperous?

People do it at salons, too. I worked as a salon receptionist, and I would have infants dropped in my lap while mommy went off to get her 3 hour color done. It’s one thing if there’s a seven year old coloring or doing homework or something and the parent ASKS you to check in on them and just get them water or…

...anywhere?!?!

Aww, but chick tracts are hysterical! This crazy megaphone preacher in Chicago used to pass them out when I was a kid, and I’d collect them and read them to myself for bedtime stories. I’ve thankfully never gotten one as a tip, but man...they make me nostalgic.

That ad was badass. That's the kind of unapologetic rhetoric we need here in the states.

And add salt and butter.

Pretty sure Stefani is an Italian name. Do you mean Christina Aguilera, maybe?

Om shanti...

I just came here to write the exact same thing. I remember first Gwen and then Madonna wearing bindis to the VMAs.

Also French. I know, because my French teacher in 4th grade made it my assigned “French name” b/c there were 3 other Jessicas in the class, and I got the J-name that was left.

Maybe he was addressing your professors? smdh

What’s funny to me about that is that my ultra-conservative grandparents never gave two shits about Hitler. They were furious at the Japanese until the day they die, though, for being “sneaky little liars” about Pearl Harbor and for the atrocities committed in the Pacific. They were pretty shocked that the Nazis were…

Maybe if they’d had enough guns, the lava would’ve left them alone.

Did not know that term until just now. Knew about the bird and the gay slang, but thank you for adding to my vocabulary!