And add salt and butter.

Pretty sure Stefani is an Italian name. Do you mean Christina Aguilera, maybe?

Om shanti...

I just came here to write the exact same thing. I remember first Gwen and then Madonna wearing bindis to the VMAs.

Also French. I know, because my French teacher in 4th grade made it my assigned “French name” b/c there were 3 other Jessicas in the class, and I got the J-name that was left.

Maybe he was addressing your professors? smdh

What’s funny to me about that is that my ultra-conservative grandparents never gave two shits about Hitler. They were furious at the Japanese until the day they die, though, for being “sneaky little liars” about Pearl Harbor and for the atrocities committed in the Pacific. They were pretty shocked that the Nazis were…

Maybe if they’d had enough guns, the lava would’ve left them alone.

Did not know that term until just now. Knew about the bird and the gay slang, but thank you for adding to my vocabulary!

No, that’s not just this week. That’s an all the time thing.

As a former medical advocate for rape victims who did a lot of interceding on my victims’ behalf with the cops working their cases...yes. You’re exactly right. My biggest fights were nearly always with the cops working the cases.

Oh god, you’re right.

Clearly, he’s a white kid. If he were a kid of color, he’d either be a terrorist or an inner-city gang threat. /s

Ugh, my parents LIVE for theblaze.

In all fairness, he did think it was a really ugly baby. :P

That just makes me think of Willy Wonka’s fizzy lifting drinks.

Also, the Jason Alexander gargoyle wants to fuck a goat.

Frollo was the most terrifying Disney villain to me, because he was so very real. He and Dolores Umbridge are two of the most overlooked scariest villains of all time.

Yes. They just greyed everyone at that point, and have been selectively bringing people back. I am sadly not one of those people. :(

Yes, I know. But if you really hate Tory Burch, I won't blame you.