Honestly, when I saw the headline, I thought this was going to be an article about Ariana Grande.

A lot of people were giving the clerks who quit their job over the ruling shit, but I’m actually glad they did that rather than go through this BS. They knew they could no longer do their job as it conflicted with their religious beliefs, as backward and wrong as I find those beliefs. Rather than try and get around…

I can't ride a bike, and Melanie can. An adorable raccoon is making me feel totally inadequate.

Well, your possible Aunt Jess in Pittsburgh says hi and Happy 4th. :)

Are you my nephew ? Because this sounds like my mother.

EXACTLY

Dude, the video had nothing to do with making it “rapey.” I knew the first time I heard it on the radio. Those lyrics are terrible.

That sounds about right.

I remember reading about that. Classy.

They’re full of hatred, so I want to get angry...but mostly I’m just confused.

Nope, it definitely sounds like that.

Love will always beat hate. Today is a great day.

Thoughts on contributing to Kickstarters for games? I know that’s a totally different beastie, but it’s sort of like preordering.

I’m so confused!!!

YES. THIS.

Oh, you’re right. Hello, reading comprehension!

Whenever I’m driving around my neighborhood and I see my neighbors walking cute dogs, it’s all I can do not roll down the window and try and make friends. That’s right. I want to street harass families walking their cute dogs so that I can befriend them and hang out with their dogs. I haven’t done it yet, but I keep…

Could Rose possibly have been fired instead based on that bizarro Gawker interview she did the other day? I thought I loved her, but it seems like she’s been erratic and possibly crazypants.

Omfg that tiger is fast.