This is my nightmare. Thank god for Japan's conviction rate.

They're also super comfy!

Clearly, I am an infant.

Those are gorgeous! I'm about a foot taller than my grandmas were, and when my mom got married, she was quite literally a starving actress, so my only "borrowed" items were jewelry. We made it work!

Everything about your username makes me like you. Let's be Jezzie friends.

Ha! Thanks! They're from Etsy, and I tried linking to the shop, but it's not there anymore! I'm sorry! I'm sure there are other people who decoupage comics onto shoes, though. Just be sure not to get them wet. Also, the shellac makes them really inflexible, so my shoes aren't particularly comfortable. It's sad,…

Thank you! Here they are (but not at the wedding, hence the too-short sweatpants I'm wearing).

Oh my god, I want to punch him in the face so badly.

Wow. You know it's bad if they're all getting whatever fever Megyn Kelly has!

Wore my Wonder Woman heels for the ceremony, and then glitter Tardis flats for the reception!

Mr. Jessi03 grew up in an atheist house, but his parents sent him to Hebrew school (his dad's family was Jewish) and then to a Catholic high-school. He grew up atheist, but with a fantastic education.

I mean, didn't your entire high school swim team look like that? Just mine? Sigh...those were fun times.

Wow, thank you for introducing me to them. I just really wish they had longer pants! I got so excited when I saw that some of their pants come in Long, but none of the dress pants or jeans do. :(

Pick up artist

Well...at least she didn't skin a collie to make her purse?

Fuck you, George Zimmerman. How long is it going to take before he finally attacks a cis, straight, white man and goes to jail? Jesus H. Christ.

Bahahaha!

It reminds me of one of my cats who hated collars so much that he wouldn't let any cat in the house wear them. One of our other kitties liked his collar, but little guy was like "NO!" and would rip it off of him whenever he saw him wearing it.

Your cat is a total trendsetter.