Ohhh, I thought that was generally the case, but maybe you had magical dino-powers. I mean, you probably do. Just not in this case. :)

Google Fu is almost as good as Wong Fu.

This, exactly. Also, your MS Paint skills are en pointe!

We're just psyched you can type at all, Adultosaur. Being a dinosaur and all, keyboards aren't really made for your claws. (Yes, I imagine a dinosaur typing your thoughts, and it's wonderful).

"Look MORE closlier..."

Thank you. That is one of the sexiest moments in movie history, and I don't care who disagrees with me!

WhoreNun is my favorite clip from SNL and it kills me that it's not available anywhere online. I think I have it on a VHS that I taped off of the tv a long time ago, so at least there's that.

I actually work in contemporary art now, so I just scheduled an appointment for someone in my office to meet Ryder Ripps the other day. That's the only reason I knew him. I didn't know who Adrianne Ho was until I was researching him, though. She sounds pretty darn cool!

Wasn't that movie The Crush and also Poison Ivy?

Yes, yes, yes! I need this in my life so badly. He was basically a living holograph already.

I love that movie more than I probably should.

Things like this make me very very glad that Oberlin doesn't have a Greek system. Basically, you were required to wear clothes to class, and shoes were optional.

There's a handbook? Next you're going to be telling me there's actually Jew gold. I missed out on all the good shit when they were handing it out.

"Why didn't I concur?!!!"

That sucks. I usually know I'm in for an unpleasant night when I hear loud groans behind me as soon as my very tall partner and I sit down in a theater. Like, I really apologize for being tall. Trust me, having legs this long in old theaters designed for tiny people really and truly sucks. I may be able to see,…

Collier, I am so sorry this happened to you. I'm a former opera singer, and this is absolutely disgusting. First of all, I'm annoyed as hell that they couldn't find a black soprano to sing Aida. While I support casting for the voice over looks, the Met hasn't done that in ages. There are black sopranos that can…

I've gotten that before, actually. "Excuse me, could you please scooch down in your chair so my wife can see? Thanks, dear." Ugh. Not nearly as bad, but yeah. People are entitled jerks.

Like so?

They called me and said they'd checked the equipment and everything was done correctly, and everything was clean. They hope I get better soon, and while they didn't find any problems, they'll be monitoring the store for a bit. So...I guess that's good?

You should see Tiptoes. It's up there with The Room for one of my favorite movies of all time. It's really hard to say what the best part is: her dreads, David Allen Grier's wig, Kate Beckinsale's improbable costumes, Matthew McCoughnahey's entire performance, Gary Oldman playing a dwarf version of Jeff Foxworthy,…