Noooooooo!

I don't hate myself for watching it, but it was awfully long. I liked it better than the book, because part of what killed me when reading it was the truly awful prose. What I hated, though, is that we never see Amy as the "cool girl." She's an ice queen the entire time, so the revelation that she's alive and…

I hated the book, but love David Fincher, too. Illegally streamed it with beer and a cat on my lap. Best plan.

THIS.

Which blows my mind, because as much love as I give to Hills, she is quite soft on the big banks. I want Lizzie Warren....

A Corey Feldman game....

Now I want an Amanda Bynes game.

Good to know! I reported. Thank you! Side note, I friggin love Jamba Juice and I hate that I live in Pittsburgh now, where Jamba Juice is not.

I didn't, b/c my doctor said I couldn't prove it was from them. She said just to report it to Chipotle...like they'll do anything.

Of COURSE they do this right after I get food poisoning from the Chipotle in Market Square. I miss ice cream...I miss food. (Beware, C.A., it's bad.)

Looks like the video you posted is gone already.

Well, John Kerry's been down there a few times, but yeah...

No no no no no no no!

I'm sorry. :(

I've heard from a bunch of guys I no longer hang out with that "Beyonce is so beautiful, you can almost forget she's black." Older guys say it about Diana Ross. It's gross. I bet Hucks and O'Reilly are some of those guys.

My husband, too. He didn't use the term because he thought only women could be feminists. Also, he thought he shouldn't voice his opinion on feminist issues b/c he thought men shouldn't voice opinions on women's issues. Now he calls feminists "people," and antifeminists "idiots."

Jonathan, is that you?

Yes, and it's devastating.

This is awesome. I love it so much. The paper's response is perfection.

Thanks, phone, for correcting "asshole" to "as hole." Sigh...