Methinks the gent doth protest too much.

That story just made me burst into tears. That's so beautiful! What a great Snow White.

There is no more space on my forehead for my eyebrows to go.

One of my good friends is from STL, and she was disgusted that some of her old classmates were bringing boxed lunches to the "poor police" in Ferguson. She was pretty livid, and I don't blame her. Who are these white people? How can they not see what is happening?

It's happened to me on the subway. At 6:30 am while I was on my way to work. A full train of people, and no one said or did anything. The train was running express, so it wasn't even like I could get off at the next stop or anything and move to another car (the next stop was 20 minutes away). It was disgusting.

I think this is a great idea, but I'm stuck at the fact that someone named their child Ima Christian.

This is horrifying. It's worse that I'm not even surprised anymore.

Noooo! I was with you until the end! I, too, hate tomatoes. I could nearly get behind the ranking, but I'm horrifically allergic to raspberries (and blackberries), so they can never be my #1.

Was it Julie of the Wolves? I remember reading that in school back in the day.

I really hate what's happened to the site since Kinja took over. The original commenting system was SO much better. I almost quit reading Jezebel when this whole thing started, because I no longer felt like this was a safe space. Of course, I can't quit you. I'm really sorry that you have to interact with this…

**POSSIBLE BOOK SPOILER**

I've been to this place, and it was decent, but not super great. What freaked me out was that there's a wall-sized mural of cavemen riding dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden. I first thought it was supposed to be ironic, but apparently it was not at all. Creepy place.

I thought it was hot coffee, too. Was expecting a lawsuit. Hot sauce? Ehh.

I love Thomas Pink shirts a bunch more than I like the Vicky S Pink line, so I'm all for it. Those shirts are gorgeous, and if I could afford some for my boy, he'd already have them.

I think I still own it from 15 years ago. Clinique Surprise, perhaps?

Please, please make this happen.

Yeaaaay! Yeaaay! I loved these books as a kid, and the screen adaptations of them have been....lackluster. I'm psyched about this.

This made me laugh so hard at my desk that I'm disturbing my neighbors. Well done.

I would definitely read your book about Ben the Bear from Budapest and his Fabulous Frozen Fudgecicles.

I almost posted the gif but checked to see if anyone else had. Well done.