It's happened to me on the subway. At 6:30 am while I was on my way to work. A full train of people, and no one said or did anything. The train was running express, so it wasn't even like I could get off at the next stop or anything and move to another car (the next stop was 20 minutes away). It was disgusting.

I think this is a great idea, but I'm stuck at the fact that someone named their child Ima Christian.

This is horrifying. It's worse that I'm not even surprised anymore.

Noooo! I was with you until the end! I, too, hate tomatoes. I could nearly get behind the ranking, but I'm horrifically allergic to raspberries (and blackberries), so they can never be my #1.

Was it Julie of the Wolves? I remember reading that in school back in the day.

I really hate what's happened to the site since Kinja took over. The original commenting system was SO much better. I almost quit reading Jezebel when this whole thing started, because I no longer felt like this was a safe space. Of course, I can't quit you. I'm really sorry that you have to interact with this…

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I've been to this place, and it was decent, but not super great. What freaked me out was that there's a wall-sized mural of cavemen riding dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden. I first thought it was supposed to be ironic, but apparently it was not at all. Creepy place.

I thought it was hot coffee, too. Was expecting a lawsuit. Hot sauce? Ehh.

I love Thomas Pink shirts a bunch more than I like the Vicky S Pink line, so I'm all for it. Those shirts are gorgeous, and if I could afford some for my boy, he'd already have them.

I think I still own it from 15 years ago. Clinique Surprise, perhaps?

Please, please make this happen.

Yeaaaay! Yeaaay! I loved these books as a kid, and the screen adaptations of them have been....lackluster. I'm psyched about this.

This made me laugh so hard at my desk that I'm disturbing my neighbors. Well done.

I would definitely read your book about Ben the Bear from Budapest and his Fabulous Frozen Fudgecicles.

I almost posted the gif but checked to see if anyone else had. Well done.

I'd buy that Niccolo's assistant emailed back and forth with Kim's assistant 3 times a day. Kim probably did approve things, as most of the outfits look like things she's worn, but I doubt either of them have time to do that much back and forth. Just my suspicion.

Is that what it is? I thought that was a concealer/highlighter mishap.

I didn't realize that was him! I loved him as the Huntsman in Once Upon a Time. I basically stopped watching once he left the show.

Thank you for posting this. I worked at a restaurant once where I was fired for going to the hospital for a few days. On a completely related note, I ended up being hired at Starbucks because another worker had just been fired for needing to get chemo. So....yeah.