I would love it if they got Simon Doonan.

I love gum. Sadly, I have TMJ and my doctor made me stop chewing it. Maybe everyone else has jaw issues now from too much gum chewing as a child?

That's what we called it in grad school! (Sorry if double posted. Chrome is being weird.)

Similar situation here. Was told by many of the lesbians at my college that they weren't going to be a part of my "gay tourism." They said that based on how I dressed, they know I wasn't actually bi. I started calling myself hetero-flexible instead, since whenever I used the word "bi," I got the eyerolls and the…

I read it in the waiting room of my allergist's office. So there's that.

I made several people's heads explode when I picked my wedding colors. The wedding was this past October in a garden, so my colors were "leaf colors." I was told so many times how unoriginal that was and how we were all going to blend into the background, but you know what? It looked beautiful, it was easy for the…

I spilled beer on my laptop while live tweeting it. I spent the rest of the night drinking beer from a thermos.

It's official. I want a fox and I want a Tom Selleck audiobook. Let's make it happen, internet.

Hahaha! I haven't fit in a 7Long in many years. Trust me, I will definitely cheer if I ever do again!

I remember going to the Levi store when I was 13, back when Silvertab jeans were all the rage. I needed a 7Long. The woman at the counter suggested that I come back when I could fit into a 5. Once again, I was 13 years old and 5'11. 15 years later, it still makes me sick.

Obviously he is a villain from the Green Lantern.

I'm 5'11 and I was nearly hospitalized for being underweight/anorexia in my teens. I was a size 6 in pants and 4 in tops. So obviously, he's after a shorter gal.

I love the fact that he has multiple facebook accounts without actually using facebook.

Damn, I'm so close! I'm too fat, an atheist, and I work in non-profits instead of "real careers" (what?) but otherwise we'd be purrrfect! Set me up, so I can beat him with a stiletto.

Thank you. It really does. At least it's over now!

I would hope if it were that bad, she would've told you. Hopefully yours just got lost in the mail!

It is tacky as hell, but I actually did that same thing. I was roommates with my friend's boyfriend, and he became physically and emotionally abusive towards me. When I told her what was going on, she said that I should stop trying to make her not love him and what he does when she's not around is none of her…

I'm going through the same thing right now. I sent my bridesmaids a picture of my dress, picked four colors, and told them to wear whatever made them feel comfortable in that color scheme. Two of them immediately freaked out about it not matching and demanded that I pick their dress. Sent them links to 40 possible…

My kitty is the same way! Also, while he loves the feather stick, if he's not in the mood to play, he'll walk over and take it out of my hand. He knows.

I could not agree with this more. I absolutely adored Jack Sparrow until it become The Jack Sparrow Show. He loses his charm if you try and give him substance to go with his style.