Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.

There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Wilma Fingerdo?

Turns out Emma Lazarus wrote the poem to raise money for the statue's pedestal, three years before Liberty was finished. Only the plaque was a "later addition".

Jeff Goldblum and Benicio del Toro appear as the gamma-irradiated poodles from Lee's film.

Andrew Jackson was indeed a violent asshole. Two hair samples show signs of lead poisoning, and the mercury he took probably didn't do him (or the Cherokees) any good.

Toured Independence for the Harry Truman sites a few years ago. Didn't one of the sects put up a steeple to block the Second Coming from landing on their competitors' lawn?

But it's "thin red line of Katies" when the films begin to stank.

I liked most of the Marvel Knights 4 series by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa.

I wish we'd seen that Hawkeye; haven't yet. Anyone else see a lost opportunity when the MCU Avengers laid low with Hawkeye's family (?) and it wasn't in a carnival?

West Virginia voter?

You know the chicken at Tresky's Restaurant? It's worse.

700 Thespians, 400 Thebans,1,000 Artemesians and 2,000 Spartan slaves killed alongside the "300" at Thermopylae would like a word with you.

"Caribou Barbie"

El Bridge Too Far.

Can't rise to the occasion— Ci al yis later.

I loved Planetary but couldn't give a popcorn fart about Hickman. Takes all kinds.

The naked mole rat queen would like a word with you.

There was a time when I wanted to find Victoria Principal in the shower. I think it was Tuesday.

"I hate spunk."