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When you read stories like this, and then you think about how they are banning law books and shutting down prison libraries, it really brings home the complete scam of our criminal justice system. It’s all just one big fucking cash grab, for fucking sociopaths. The purpose and the mindset is truly just making sure…

This is rather too long to write on a wall somewhere, but it should be shouted from as many soap boxes as you can find these days.

There’s nothing magical about a law degree. Law practice is a craft that can be learned with enough determination and effort, even behind bars. Good law practice requires certain skills and talents, but they’re talents that are hardly unique to the mostly upper-middle-class kids who go to law school. And there are a…

First, Bennett should be the type of person getting invited to the White House to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom, not murderous soldiers and serial cheaters that play golf.

This article alone was thrilling and mildly terrifying to read. I feel like this whole story would make a really, really good movie or mini-series, if only through Netflix. Someone needs to get on it.

Sue. Sue. Sue. This is why i don’t trust prosecutors. Four times they tried this man for some shit they know he didn’t do on the word of a cop they know is dirtier than fuck. For what? To protect some DA’s conviction record? Ain’t no such thing as justice in America.

Pete Buttigieg, who is less a presidential candidate and more a collection of rich liberals’ fantasies projected into a crisp white shirt...

In the last 10 years, 13 of South Carolina’s sheriffs have been indicted on criminal charges.

He only comes here to stir up shit and trash Democrats, while praising non-Democrat Bernie at every opportunity.  He really only wants to start fights, but he whines if anyone calls him out. 

Shut the fuck up, tomato.

I want nothing more for Joe Thornton to score 4 goals in game 7 against Boston to win the Cup.

ALMOST got it right.

“All that matters is that it could have happened.”

Shut up, tomato.

None of this happened.

Shut up, tomato.

Some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met ranged from poor AF to lower middle class.

Cars are not a “weird” hobby. Fuck HOA’s.

Who the fuck does he think opens Starbuck’s at 5AM?  Teachers, security guards, waitresses, cooks, paperboys all are up before his ass.