I was launched in 1976. I’m still working. I do take longer and longer to reply though, as time goes on.

But wait until V-ger comes back. That’s when shit’s gonna get real.

This woman is courageous beyond anything I could be.

How is it that so many politicians make it all the way to Washington but cannot read out loud from a piece of paper.

Your wife should be in charge of all the things then, BECAUSE GRITTY!

My wife is a flyers fan.  She actually likes that thing.

I mix sexist fanboy tears in with my homemade Oreo banana milkshakes. Gets me high as fuck.

It’s about time.

The people who will not handle this well are the same ones already throwing tantrums and feces over the casting choice. No advertising push was going to mollify them. Might as well thumb your nose at the haters as you strut past.

This is on constant rotation on my “holy shit, I need a good cry right now” playlist.

But can it top this:

Entertainment Weekly hasn’t had a well-shot superhero cover in 20 years.

How I learned to stop worrying and get Zip recruiter. 

How. The. Fuck?

Don’t worry, as soon as that happens the GOP will launch a dozen new investigations into Hillary’s e-mails and Benghazi.

So this reference is not lost on anyone....

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

I can’t even imagine the inner turmoil of working for a place whose readership is one step away from actively hating everything you stand for, and I just wanted to say: I appreciate the work you do here. Aside from a few shining bright spots like Arnheim, this comments section is one of the least tolerant places on…

Look, if you want to say something in these comments all I ask is that you be respectful to one another. Disagree on whatever points you want but please treat each other decently.  (Assholes and transphobes get banned.)