Same. Next week we’ll be on to glue.

If he receives a pardon, then he no longer has access to the 5th Amendment - since he can no longer incriminate himself in the illegal activities - and has to answer every FBI question or file a change of address to Rikers!

Wait...are you suggesting that's the worst he's accused of?

Money laundering recordings are bound to turn up. Assuming the conversations don’t implicate Cohen himself, in that case they’d be deleted.

“Civilians do not generally wear camouflage” -- written by someone who has never been to a Wal-Mart in the Midwestern/Southern U.S.

I really don’t understand why SHS puts up with this kind of shit day after day at her job, especially when she’s clearly so well suited for many other professions.

“I freaked out a lot of Seattle residents wondering why there was a woman with a camera, binoculars, and some dead animals loitering in front of their house for long periods of time.” The police were called multiple times.

She has a certain relentless optimism to her delivery. 

It’s time for a new generation to learn to hate Joe Lieberman.

I can’t be the only one thinking Patient Zero is a backdoor for 28 Months/Years Later right?

If the coupon was fake, then the bar code would not have worked. Why didn’t they just scan it? The coupon looks like ones I get over email all the time. How hard is it to verify?

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

are you new here 

This story gets more questionable by the minute. Something underhanded is going on. If you will, unscrupulous. Things seem crooked, dishonest, dubious, slippery even. The perpetrator is disgraceful, dishonorable, fishy, ignominious. Whoever set this up is infamous, inglorious, notorious, scandalous, and shabby.

Nice lunchtime post guys.

Huckabee is basically saying, “Well you know how PawPaw’s get when they don’t get their food.”  I assume this was followed by a suggestion the next NATO meeting be held at the local Shoney’s because they put on a pretty decent breakfast spread.  All the bacon you can eat!

“All right maggots, fall out to the chow hall and get your choice of eggs Benedict drizzled with a delightful Hollandaise Sauce or Bleu Cheese quiche with a whole grain crust, accompanied by thick cut pepper bacon and a selection of fresh fruit, ON THE DOUBLE!!!! And don’t even think about having more than two mimosas…

Kay Bailey Hutchison has a *internally screaming* look about her. She clearly was super happy to be there sitting next to Cadet Bone Spurs.

Thanks, now I want tacos and margs...

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…