Most shopping centers I see are intentionally designed so you have to drive past the storefront to get to the parking area.  So annoying.  And typically the in and out directions have to make left turns in front of the other.  Either the designers are idiots or they were told to make it that way.

Anything from Allen Millyard

NP.  I’d put a lift kit on it because I secretly like donks and it’s half way there already.

Truth. I have a friend with an F-450 cab-and-chassis that he put on flat bed service body. The ride will knock the fillings out of your teeth. It’s made to have an ambulance body on it or something as heavy.

Before anyone starts quoting self defense and “stand your ground” laws, these examples are all straight up murder. There isn’t even a debate over it. The perpetrators are going to prison, where they belong.

Taco Bell missed their chance this time.

The worst programmer I ever worked with had a side gig writing code for airlines.  Now I know where he worked.

I preferred to relax to CARMAGEDDON.  Plenty of non-competitive game features, like exploding pedestrians and splatter bonus.

This is simply brilliant. I WILL do this.

I don’t understand why auto mechanics aren’t tipped. Your barista has never had stitches, lost a tooth, or shattered an elbow for your latte. An hour of service may cost you $150, but the mechanic gets like $15 of that. Bring in a rusty hulk that takes 5 times longer to fix and the mechanic doesn’t get paid any extra…

I think you’d better do what he says.

Almost looks photoshopped.

I’m gonna have to wait until I get home from work to watch these so I don’t mess up my clothes.

The contract can say anything, but that doesn’t make it legal. This is breach of contract, not theft. Breach of contract brings damages, not criminal charges.

You can’t outrun a police radio. The only hope is to blend in.

I love the “H2" logo on the skid plate stamping. Like that’s the last thing you’ll see as it runs you over.

“I don’t listen to podcasts.”

When you make a political statement of any kind, half of people are going to like it and half are going to be offended by it. So if you want people to watch your movies, buy your albums, or visit your website, it’s best to just avoid the topic altogether.

My minivan has an Acura NSX engine.

Legislating inventions gave us the automotive malaise era.  People want electric cars, and they’re coming.  Let it happen.  A couple years will make zero difference to the planet earth.