Seriously. All these are Pimp My Ride compared to This Old House.

So you’d rather pregnant women not be allowed to use the carpool lane?

It’s also a good idea to have a spare pump. Look for one after a big storm and you’ll find nothing but empty shelves.

If alertness is the goal, I find a spoonful of Kratom to be much more effective than caffeine.

I don’t think I could ever get used to right hand drive and I certainly wouldn’t even want to try.

I drove a C5 Corvette in the snow for years. All season tires for the win. Before that I had a LT1 Firebird that came with summer tires and that thing was scary in the rain.

Six months of soggy cold fries?  No thanks.

Beware, the smell is *very* strong. By the time your plants are ankle high, anybody in or near your house will know exactly what you’re doing. Put a couple in your garden and your whole yard will smell like pot.

No Mr.Beast or Unspeakable? 

I recently went to McDonalds and ordered a Daily Double (it isn’t on the overhead menu but it’s a double cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato the way God intended burgers to be). I was using the kiosk and I punched in maximum-extra of every ingredient on the menu.

My truck is the POS edition and came standard with the Rust Group ($0) and the Oil Leak Group ($0).

What they really should be sued over is the “Keurig 2.0" that refused to make coffee unless you used Keurig brand pods. It’s not that it couldn’t, it just refused to work unless its sensor saw special ink on the pod top.

Any of these things could be done with cooking oil with a lot less mess.  I used olive oil to get chewing gum out of my kids hair.  It was so easy that he fell asleep while I was doing it.

I had a girlfriend in high school who’s parents bought her a Miata with a manual transmission. While trying to back it out of the garage, she hit 5th instead of reverse and crashed it completely through the wall and into the back yard.

This model gets 17 mpg. For something so small, that’s completely unacceptable.

A dirt bike.

LS swap all the things! My 540i is getting a 6.0 this year.

My drivers ed car was a yellow 4-door Chevette with an iron duke and a slushbox.  The instructor wouldn’t let anyone give it enough throttle to downshift so we’d slow to a crawl going uphill with tractor trailers blowing by at full speed.  It was simultaneously humiliating and terrifying.

The whole “pay extra for x” thing is huge red flag that the seller is going to be a problem. And at the end he’ll whip out a title with a lien on it.

Pep Boys company policy requires mechanics to hand over tips (not like anybody tips at Pep Boys). I worked a phone tech support gig once where I had to hold my pee until a computer said I could take a bathroom break. Now I work in a fabric covered box.