My attention span is 12 minutes.

FYI, the word isn’t “Immobilized”,  It’s “Vandalized”.

I’ve met city dwellers who aren’t aware that tires can be re-inflated and instead replace them.

General rule: Watch rental prices. If it costs more to buy a house than it would to rent the same house, don’t buy.

I once had a prospective employee ask me if the company drug tested.

Hey north easterners..  Ever wonder why all your towns have Native American names?

This was a $4500 car a few years ago.  Now that I want to buy one the prices are skyrocketing.  I may have to give up and go with something else.

But on the plus side, the steering box makes it easier to LS swap than the rack and pinion 6-cylinder models.

Midterm elections are over. Don’t expect more handouts until they want to buy your 2024 vote.

OMG, kittens kill people?!?

It’s insane, but that’s what these things are going for nowadays. It’s not the only K5 I’ve seen for that price. That said, it’d better be in top shape.

My little kids tell me they want to be Youtubers when they grow up.

In my county, if you register to vote you’ll get a survey in the mail to determine if you’re eligible for jury duty. It has a big warning about severe penalties if you don’t fill it out, but the fine print says that all they can do is make you go to the court and fill it out in person.

It takes a regular trimming for a pine to grow into the shape of a Christmas tree.

My Suburban has basically the same engine with 300,000 HARD miles and it still works like new. I wouldn’t worry at all about 165k on this one.

This is why I will never own a Tesla or an Apple product.

Don’t poop in the display toilets.

Newtons Laws haven’t changed in 25 years.

What I don’t understand is why a 2023 F-150 V6 is rated to tow 14,000 pounds but my 1997 Chevy K3500 1-ton diesel is only rated for 7500 pounds.

I don’t get it.  Surely he swiped his card before filling, so they know who the last person was who got fuel.  So why throw the nozzle into a bush?  It’s just more you’re going to have to pay for.