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THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

Can you imagine if Obama had done anything even remotely so disrespectful to religious people? But I’ll bet Donald gets a pass.

Since Jez didn’t cover his Seattle stop, FYI an anti-fa who was actively working to de-escalate tensions with protesters and MAGA-Nazis WAS SHOT by a MAGA bro who then went to police and turned himself in and then was RELEASED by the police immediately afterwards. http://patch.com/washington/seattle/man-who-shot-milo-y

You invite a nazi to Berkeley and you don’t see this coming?! In any climate, let alone this one?!

While Melania is making up her mind, it’s costing New York City more than $1 million per day to keep the Trump family safe

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy

I don’t care who he nominated. If his name wasn’t “Merrick Garland” then I expect every Democrat to fight and filibuster as long as they can, as long as it takes. This was our nomination and these shitlords stole it. Anyone who isn’t onboard with that should be primaried at the earliest opportunity.

Arguably, Democrats needed something to react to. They needed an action to rally around so no one could go “give him a a chance” anymore. They had to choose their battles, and they chose the right one.

Starred for Save a Ho. Also starred because I agree.

“I know how we can handle a Presidential loose cannon! Let’s start a civil war!!” - California

Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

I actually had someone tell me they didn’t want a woman president because women are “too emotional”. My reply was “Girl, have you *seen* Donald Trump’s twitter?” Because of course the person who said this to me just had to be a woman, also.

Or when she worked with her opponent in the primaries to create the most progressive platform that any presidential candidate has run on? Ugh. Shrew.

Remember when she worked to get health insurance for children? Ew!

Hell, I’d settle for Lifetime.

I think there was another person who’s called Obama a weak leader... I can’t quite remember who... For some reason I keep picturing an orange balloon, half inflated, farting angrily out of it’s opening.

Maybe someone can convince him to watch National Geographic? Or Oxygen? Or could we find a way to get Blackish and Modern Family on his screen?

I have always had a low-grade dislike of Casey Affleck that has blossomed into a deep anger. I so agree with Constance Wu, he demonstrates how being a white man who assaults women won’t hurt your career.

What is it with the Afflecks? Why do people keep making them happen? I blame Matt Damon and Kevin Smith.