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You know what else was a real cause for a good ponder? This video of Carly Fiorina in which she both tells a dog, “Obama ate your cousin” and takes a bite of a milk bone, before letting the milk bone just kinda fall out of her mouth. Come on Carly, you gotta COMMIT to that shit.

“funny and apt.”

Viola Davis is fucking amazing. So eloquent. And SUCH a freaking good actress. “How to Get Away with Murder” is a pretty schlocky show—but her performance makes it all worth it.

This seems to support your interpretation:

I am so sorry this happened to you.

Any couple involving John Meyer is the worst. Always. He is, of the aforementioned men, the only one who has referred to his “dick” as being a “white-supremacist,” as well as the only one who has said, “Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl.”

I’m not sure why I feel so strongly about this. But for some reason I very strongly feel that this is probably true. Even though I have never heard it before. I feel it must be true and I feel this strongly.

And the thing is, with the prequels, he had an easy task—dramatically speaking. Hero is a hero. Hero has lots of power. Hero is polluted by power. Hero turns evil. People (including myself) eat this shit UP. But instead he gave us this:

My body is my brain bag. . . .

These kinds of headlines make me chuckle. The POTUS got SLAMMED. Just SLAMMED.

Beautiful.

As an Alaskan, I’m happy as fuck that Obama is bringing attention to the devastation striking my home state.

I read this headline and my first thought was, “Was she black?” Despite there being no indication of her race in the headline. I want to write, “America: you need to fucking change.” Or I want to write, “What in the ever living fuck.” Or just write, “Fuckity fuck fuck.”

I didn’t remember that she committed suicide. I’ll have to re-watch and see what I think. Which I look forward to because I freaking LOVED that movie.

She seems to honestly not realize that yes, sometimes, people can slither their way out of being accountable for having said something offensive IF AND ONLY IF what they said is a well-told (if offensive) joke, told by someone who is actually funny.

Kill Bill and Jackie Brown. Pam Grier is AMAZING in Jackie Brown. . . . . .Or at least I thought so when I last saw it several years ago.

The book was so freaking disturbing. . . .

That’s too bad (I haven’t seen it)—sometimes Taratino movies feature some badass women.

I don’t think it’s weird to feel okay about this. . . . .Like, we could flip it around and ask if *we* would like to be educated on these practices where we are traveling or immigrating to. . . .

He’s always been so supportive of me — for the last 15 years, since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things that I did that thought was really cool. That came along with winning the Super Bowl.