angriergeek
Angrier Geek
angriergeek

I feel like there’s a whole new generation coming up that looks at the classic SNL mom-jean commercial parody that doesn’t even get the joke anymore.

Dude has two years, Marvel studios money, and an army of personal trainers and nutritionists. Do you think that it’s simply not possible for someone to get buff without steroids, or are you just accusing him of being lazy to make yourself feel better about your own shortcomings?

It’s funny to me (not really) how these types of Black men who accuse powerful Black women like Oprah of anti-Black male bias for calling out misogynistic behavior by prominent Black men (e.g. Simmons, Bill Cosby and R. Kelly) never show compassion for their victims, who’re are almost always Black women.

“Daddy made mommy self conscious about her weight by gifting her a stationary bike for Christmas, and now she’s a narcissist monster that insists we watch all of her Instagram stories of her on the bike as a family on the living room television.”

THANK YOU! I’ve been telling anyone that’ll listen to me how much I hate this goddamned commercial. Why is she recording everything? Why is she nervous? Why is she making her husband watch her videos?

“I won’t do an all black show, for instance, because it would be hypocritical given what I’ve stood for, for so long.”

Yo... the feels...

“The trailers made it seem like it was forcibly “for women” rather than being a good movie with women in it.”

No they didn’t. You’ve managed to confirm your incel nature though. 

I wonder if it would’ve done better if it was an original property without the baggage...

It was known as a ‘jiggle’ show, so you are absolutely correct.

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

*raises hand*  I do.  Usually with Oreos.  Hell, sometimes I drink straight from the jug because I get a craving.

Wow, that is some twisted mind fuck right there. You’ve done a great job completely buying the lies that anyone can have the ‘Murican dream, while ignoring how everything works to keep the poor that way (but able to buy stuff with credit they can leverage into buying other made up BS in the stock market).

Oh I’m not complaining. Fantastic actress and sexy. If anything, I am happy that with these shows and stuff like The Fall there seems to finally be a niche in TV where women approaching or past 50 are allowed to be unabashedly sexual without pretending they are 20 years younger.

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

Really? Because if you were interested in the accusations aka “the other side” you could read about it. Two articles written on this very website are conveniently linked to in the body of the article.

Why don’t you take the time to read the linked articles about this issue. Before you make yourself look more like an idiot.

Punching up is funny. Making the powerful look like fools is OK because they’ll still be powerful when the show is over.

Because no one wants to see the weak and powerless made fun of.

And The Wire & The Sopranos didn’t? Keep trying.