You know, there's a whole article underneath the headline that you're also supposed to read.

Bone hugs in harmony.

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

she’s pretty great on social media

Racist much?  And how did you get out of the greys, anyway?

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

Imagine the rich and complex inner lives of the kind of people who are still raging about a solid B+ superhero movie 4 months later.

Either “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” in One Day at a Time (I know I’m showing my age.) Or the mangled “Benny and the Jets” from 27 Dresses. 

As long as a personality that is half Blackbeard and half Liberace accompanies that vest, I’m down.

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

Frida Garza: The GQ photos make me say yes!

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

Everywhere you live has something shit about it. NYC is a fucking spectacular place to live. Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?  The NYC juice is worth the squeeze 

You heard it here first, folks; nobody can criticize a tv show until they’ve produced their own show first. Also, being annoyed at a television episode means you have no personality or any other interests whatsoever.

This . . is not good. So baby Ka’lel made Jonathan Kent adopt him? And why does Jonathan talk like a parody of a hick? Why am I not shocked that Miller emphasizes the idea of a god come to Earth to save boring normies?  This makes my head hurt.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

Lords of Light!

UKLA! ARIEL! WE RIDE!

I would prefer a Thundarr the Barbarian TV series.