When someone’s raping your twelve year old, there’s no better tool than immediacy.

We (rightfully) put an asterisk after the work of the founding fathers because they owned slaves.

Yes. Ignoring someone’s flaws in favor of their accomplishments, especially racist flaws, is very much in the realm of privilege.

Woo more Shilo Norman!

Little man in the front - same when this shit comes on and I’m altered.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

Nicky Katt fucking owns. That said, Nicky Katt beating the shit out of Adam Goldberg in Dazed and Confused is a better fight scene than anything in The Dark Knight.

Maybe I’m weird....

While still in the shower, I use my hands to sorta...squeegee...myself mostly dry, then step out onto the mat, grab my towel, and finish drying.

Convergence reestablished the infinite multiverse.

Ads are based on your personal browsing history, friendo.

I am a little irritated by the praise heaped on very rich women for being able to maintain their looks as they age. I think we could all knock a few years off our appearance if we had a few spare million for skincare lying around.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Trust Hannibal Buress to tell the truth about Friends. It did suck.

Superheroes are exaggerated fictional characters to entertain children and help them understand morality.

The truth is that the Lascars were not crewing the coastal luggers that were the backbone of the evacuation fleet. Poor research by the Gawkerverse.

What’s the deal with this ghoul’s hands? He’s like a fucking bug wearing human skin.

I think people forget that this company invented the compression clothing you see all over every single athletic field now-a-days. The problem is that every other company caught up to their technology.

Cosign. The soundtrack was pretty much the four songs you immediately think of when someone says “80s” and by the end I had no idea what was going on, and nothing in the movie was exhilarating enough to make me care, no matter how self-satisfied the movie was about its twists and “style.”

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts