It’s not the running that costs it’s your ego.

you don’t really need all that shit to run though.

“I started running about three years ago using $65 runners, a pair of old shorts and whatever t-shirt was in the rotation.”

If you ask me that’s pretty close to nothing. And all your fancy bullshit is entirely optional. Also, if your body needs that constant attention so it doesn’t fall apart, you’re clearly doing…

Counterpoint: Not really.

Agent Carter is a fantastic show. Hush.

Yes because there’s a super annoying group of fans that keep whining how the characters never age. The “Because they’re comic/cartoon characters” just zooms over their head and they need some realistic reason why.

Never really needed my comic heroes to age in real time, and never really expected them to. What is this “For Betteror or For Worse”? Spider-Man has aged about 15 fictional years in over 50 real years, I’m good with that.

You’re going to feel like such a fool when it turns into a cross over series of the JLA binge watching the Gilmore Girls.

I thought it was the Spear of Destiny that kept the JSA and the Squadron. out of the war?

I think if one is sufficiently old, everyone below a certain age looks 13.

I was thinking about it and when they made Scooby-Doo originally it was like a bunch of hippies and their dog, right? So now it is a bunch of hipsters and their dog. Makes sense actually.

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.

I’m a Giants fan, and I was at the Super Bowl when the Seahawks beat Denver... the Seahawks fans were the most monumentally obnoxious group of people before, during, and after the game. Even in NYC the night before the game, the Denver fans (obvious because EVERYONE in NYC seemed to be wearing a jersey for one team or…

His brother, Kal, was always the sturdy one.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Coven

I’m still hanging in until this Key and Peele song supplants the original:

at one point saying he wanted to slice her eyeball with a razor which is spooky specific.

“Nobody in space would say that stuff” is one of the most beautifully stupid things I’ve ever read, well done.