Your landlord is legally obligated to handle that shit. After all, it’s their building.

Yeah. Why are you running a 5K in jeans?

Yeah. Why are you running a 5K in jeans?

To be fair she had three successful films in a row (Knocked Up,27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth) before the tide turned.

Tell me about. I’ll increase weights or swim longer as I get stronger then my tendons say, “I don’t think so!”

Given “Fast Love” was his last Top Ten hit in ‘96 I’m wondering what songs you do know given everything else is years older?

I dunno. I’m greyed on some sites and not on others. Go figure...

I do believe he has no plan. Bannon on the other hand, clearly had one and accomplished it in the first fucking week.

Actually, that’s exactly what it means, muthafucka. Our system allows us criticize, protest, fight and if necessary remove the very people we put into office.

Suicide Squad doesn’t feature characters that have not only been beloved for decades, but have been in better movies.

Gimme. But give it to me on Netflix without censors.

This. This is a prime example of why Actors. Need. Writers.

If you have absolutely no idea of all the 80's R&B he’s ripping off, I guess you might think that....I guess.

Absolutely.

Then you must have loved Avengers Age of Ultron. “I’ve Got No Strings” made sinister.

Three hits in the space of year is a “happen” that plenty of artists would kill to have.

Nah. I’m with you. I weigh 175 and my farmer’s walks are with two 30 lb weights where I walk the length of the gym and back (3oo ft round trip). Granted, I have issues with my shoulders and elbows, but it’s no joke.

Call. Seriously. Fuck those people.

Then I have to be honest, you must not watch much TV. Supergirl spent last season lusting for a Black Jimmy Olsen (who is being played by a literal underwear model) and his ex was played by Jenna Dewan Tatum. On freaking CBS! It doesn’t get more mainstream than that. And it’s in every other commercial. Cheetos,…

That is not why Janet Jackson stopped selling albums and it’s completely ridiculous to say it is. Every artist reaches the end of a cycle where they are no longer top of the mountain. Madonna hasn’t gone platinum since ‘03. What bridge did she burn? Prince’s last legit platinum album was in ‘96 (the only reason…

I hate everyone living a dream while I’m too cowardly to chase mine. This is no exception.