Of course she was going to cover that song. Was there ever any doubt?

I've got a bad feeling about this...but I'll be there.

Ah-ha! Exactly what someone setting a trap would say!

Hmm. This feels like a trap.

What's funny about this (or sad) is that Knight is on record admitting they blew this back in the 80s when Reebok totally owned this market.

I lost it at the gum. "That was my last piece."

You mean like they did with Batman and Captain America and The X-Men and...

While I don't doubt that having your musicianship reduced to "Take off your shirt!" affects you, it can't help that he's also a serious pothead and when you fall into a depression (which seems clear in the GQ article), that's just gasoline on the fire.

I'm sure men of a certain age only dating younger women has nothing to do with that trouble...

"Might?" It's clearly making fun of how dick oriented most R&B songs are. That's the joke.

Yeah, your sperm started going bad last year, dude, so it's not realistic that a woman of childbearing years would choose you either. You're immature and your spunk is dated.

No, you just don't like the song that defined the summer...

"It's important to note that the majority of this criticism comes not from white people—who probably don't even know enough about black hair to see the so-called issue—but other black people."

No warning? She issues the challenge and says, "Go" before it happens. I can see now why the poster killed the comments on YouTube with the message: "Here for comedic value not for parental awareness. Get over it." For people like you.

Whenever I see these over-the-top videos I wonder if the artist knows they're paying for them? It's in the small print that the budget for these are advanced by the studio against future royalties.

Jerry's first reply before his PR team talked him out of it:

This guy agrees with you:

It could be bigger but he refuses to do green screen. There's no one on the action A-list who doesn't do green screen.

Tony Leung played him in Wong Kar-Wai's ruminative (and, to my mind, overrated and boring) 2013 movie The Grandmaster,

Because Eddie Murphy wasn't a very good stand up to begin with, that's how I know.