You sure you want to go with money = better? Because I'm pretty sure Stallone was a much bigger star than Daniel Day Lewis in the 80's and his films have made a hundred times more. Guess that means that Stallone was a better actor. Wow. I've learned so much from you. Who knew that Two and a Half Men was the…

Not even revisionist. He was a slight stand up even then. And are you really going to present SNL as an example? Really!?! I guess that means that Adam Sandler is also one of the finest stand-ups whoever lived because that's how he got on SNL and how he became a star. Oh, and David Spade too. And Dana Carvey.…

Eddie Murphy was a "passable" stand up comedian. He has no place in pantheon of the greats. Both Chapelle and Rock surpass him and he shouldn't have even been allowed to listen to Richard Pryor (the greatest ever) much less make a bad movie with him.

Probably because it's victim-blaming, period as there is absolutely nothing a woman can say that warrants a man assaulting her. Nothing. "Discussing" means acknowledging there might be and since there is nothing, what exactly needs to be discussed?

And you deserved it because a physical confrontation between your average woman and average man—-much less a fucking professional athlete—-is never a confrontation between equals. You might as well say, because that kid kicked you in the shins you were somewhat justified in punching him as hard as you could.

Here is a blind item about how Michelle Rodriguez is Zac Efron's beard.

Clearly Dakota Johnson doesn't know too much about her parents to think they'd even raise an eyebrow at this movie.

Ahem...

Obviously you're too young to remember the very tiny skirt of the animated version:

"Did you find a fuck I could give? I'm pretty sure I have none given I'm already in one global franchise and just joined another."

No, I knew, but the writers clearly read some Marvel comics in their day. Training from childhood in special facility run by the KGB? That's the Red Room!

You mean Salt, because that's exactly what it was.

There's a difference between "pointing out a flaw" and "POINTING OUT THE CHANGES MADE IN AN ARTICLE THAT'S SPECIFICALLY ABOUT CHANGES MADE." The fact that you couldn't comprehend that and went straight to "flaw" says a lot about you, no?

Given how so many think he was ripping off Marvin Gaye with his song last year this is very appropriate as Gaye also made an album openly about his soon-to-be ex-wife, but it wasn't because he wanted her back; he wanted her gone. He actually called it "Here, My Dear" in reference to deal that was made that she'd get…

Yeah, but it's greeted with the same amount of "What the fuck?" in real life as well.

Wouldn't that in fact make him better at it?

Someone needs to tell her that Lauryn Hill was sued because she in fact was not the sole author behind The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

The funniest thing about Horrible Bosses is that it was so clearly written for The Hangover crew (same writers). Jason Sudekis as some kind of ladykiller makes more sense when you realize it was supposed to be Bradley Cooper.

Some of the best songs in history were written in minutes, so that's not even an issue. But I do hope it's just a stunt they planned.

I want them to get back together for the sole purpose of reminding the public they are not part of a celebrity's relationship with any say in what happens between two people who have known each other for 20 years, but merely spectators whose sole information comes from gossip. For all anyone knows they planned this…