I know this is a low blow and I’ll get called a horrible person for bringing up someone’s looks but...Christ. How in the hell has Ted Cruz managed to get even UGLIER and even MORE revolting than he already was?! I literally shuddered when I first saw that header image. He looks like he’s about to try to steal Beto’s…

Matt's story isn't about quitting, it's about him being an idiot and a douchebag.

Some are legit, but Behind Closed Ovens/Off the Menu this ain’t.

See I put all my money in tulips.

Mencia is waiting for someone else’s endorsement so he can steal it.

What is this whole narrative about “forced diversity”? Mattel voluntarily surveyed various people for feedback, and then voluntarily decided to add the new characters to their show, which people then can voluntarily choose whether to watch or not. Where is the force?

I mean, true, but...can’t we like send him to a deserted island or something? And not one of the fun deserted tropical islands or anything. Canada has already suffered enough from the shame of having produced such a chud.

As long as he stomps on abortion and never, ever touches the beautiful, oily guns’ rights, he could literally open a rift to hell and ejaculate fire into Christ’s mouth and republicans would still line up to wash his feet.

I think there might be a midpoint between berating underpaid staff and forcing children to be write words of praise for maggot-infested food. Just a thought.

This post made me spit out my Malk (now with vitamin R.)

Given the higher casualty rates, do you feel that this reasoning justifies the rash of murders and abuses of power by recycling and waste collectors, as well? Or agricultural workers? Loggers?

if everyone hated me for risking my life to protect/serve others

I bet there is significant overlap in the Venn Diagram of “People who are offended by Vegan Food Truck that doesn’t service law enforcement” and “People who think it’s ok for a business to turn away customers for religious reasons".

Cops is cops.

They probably heard he didn’t serve cops and wanted to make a scene. 

Taking a political stand against people who are complicit in killing and harassing you for simply existing is bad, remember?

Hey, Kevin, how is Rocky, the brown, queer, well spoken taco truck owner looking ugly in this situation? Did you bother to read what he said, or are you just shitting on him in the name of “journalism”?

Fuck the police.

Does anyone look good coming out of this story?

“several cops showed up, became confrontational when they refused to serve them, took pictures, and posted it to Facebook on a dummy account.”