Also too bad that this has been the case for 242 years, yet the Democrats still haven’t figured it out yet.

They also would never, ever, ever stop talking about him, but hardly ever bothered to adopt any sort of critical lens to reframe whatever latest bullshit he’d brought up.

Probably shot by an ancestor of Ben Carson.

not only that... but it’s crazy that we’re hearing about Trump literally stealing the election when the DNC did that for Hillary as well. Hell, we have harder proof on the latter even. Even with that Sanders campaigned for Hillary.

also the fact that Hillary Clinton was a shitty candidate. sure, she was miles better than Trump, but maybe the Democrats should have nominated someone who was actually electable.  just a thought.

“copying its familiar 100-point rating scale for wine to rate cannabis.”

That is CLEARLY Donovan McNabb!

Of all people, you can rest assured that Sasha Baron Cohen has the most carefully constructed, ironclad release for any participants in his show (it must have a clause saying something about permitting the footage to be used “whoever the interviewer may be”). Roy Moore won’t have a prayer, no matter how much he prays…

He is basically admitting to desiring to be a traitor to this country.

It’s incredibly frustrating that all these insightful and important things that Jameela said are now reduced to this dumbass story involving the Kardashians. Can we just be done with that family and talk about how awesome Jameela Jamil is on her own?

Wait, Tiger Woods works at Trader Joes? 

What fucking “old days” Is he babbling about?

They Might be Giants lyric for me actually. Nerdy 90's kid.

Doesn’t his base ever notice that he says the exact same thing about every candidate he’s pushing? ‘Joe Blow is a great businessman and will make a great Governor/Senator/Congressman!’ America, get your shit together!

I know! It’s amazing what happens when you have a candidate who can actually motivate the electorate! Someone who doesn’t just take it for granted that people will just show up because there’s a D next to their name!

Do a google search for idiot. Enjoy. 😏

Or Leah Remini 

I hope he wakes up next to a much younger beautiful non-racist wife. 

Will the first episode of The Connors reveal that the Roseanne revival was just Dan’s grief-dream, only with this take he’ll wake up and be sorta glad she’s gone?

I am a Simpson-holic.