It goes the way of Vapoorize. Just like in Envy, they eventually learned where it actually went and that is when they realized muggle shit ain't so bad.

Plus, he’s wrong. She’s already co-sponsored a bill to end PAYGO, which is a bad policy.

One for each shed!

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

Yes, Crystal Meth

Definitely not Gretchen. That’s a Crystal, Darlene, or Misty.

I like Elizabeth Warren more than I like most other politicians, but she needs someone one her staff to keep her from walking into obvious traps, like that DNA test she took. If she can’t avoid shit like that, her presidential run will be fucked. 

1. “We must maintain efforts to put our Nation on a fiscally sustainable course, and Federal agency budgets cannot sustain such increases,” Trump wrote in a letter to lawmakers last August
   

You eat a Swedish person? British Christmas is really weird.

Are you saying you drink eggnog with oil in it?

Would you rather they had done a deep dive into his voting record before the election? Because I have a feeling the #resistance cell that stalks this site would have shit depleted uranium bricks over it.

He was “good enough” because he was running against Cruz, who is worse. Now he’s being compared to potential other candidates in a Democratic primary, who are, in many cases, better. This isn’t difficult to understand.

“Hi I’m Beto O’Rourke and I believe *kickflip to nose manual* the free market can better serve all of society’s needs!”

Kombucha is just yeast soda

And amidst the panic, the entire staff was grateful to actually finally know where the lightswitch was.

Happy image in my head reading this: Mueller gruffly flicking the White House lights on and off.

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

People have long neglected their unbalanced humors as well.

It did bring us bull butter, though.