Yes, but he also knows his base is this fucking stupid. 

THERE ISN’T A NATO FUND COUNTRIES PAY INTO!!! Can Trump really be this stupid? The 2% isn’t cash that all the countries pay the US. It’s an agreement by each NATO member to spend 2% of their GDP on their military. It’s true that many countries aren’t meeting that obligation but they don’t owe us money. If anything,…

Fun fact: Weed is not considered a depressant, as it actually increases heart rate. It’s technically considered a hallucinogen.

To all the people in these comments taking potshots at Sanders supporters, it would be great if you’d just go ahead and admit that this is an outcome you wanted to see, because you knew it would give you this precise opening. Hillary wanted to run against Trump (let’s just go ahead and forget that, though), and y’all…

It’s almost like a group of progressives tried that, failed, and old ass, stalwart Democrat Hillary Clinton failed to get the votes in the right places to win an election against a reality TV chucklefuck.

No one said that.  Literally no one.

Let’s be clear- our first amendment rights were protected by the constitution in anticipation of this very moment when government abdicated its duty to hold a tyrant accountable.

Cripes, dude, you made the wrong choice and got kicked in your collaborator face. Just go raise albino bunnies somewhere and eat Dippin’ Dots while you wait for death’s sweet kiss.

Center: We can’t help but notice some genocide won all the primaries. If you don’t want genocide, you’ll need to start working your non-genocide candidates early in the primary season. You’re going to have to make the case for no genocide. It might take a few elections to not do genocide (if ever). You have to be…

Only if it’s the prequel to “Between Two Ferns” called “Behind One Bush”.

“Between Two Bushes”

Hahahaha No! 

It’s time to decide if we want to be the party of “nice” or the party of “good”.

Hey Mueller, if you’ve found anything against Trump, we can skip that whole judge and jury crap and just lock him up.

“Just because you don’t see a menu doesn’t mean you aren’t receiving dinner.’

Jesus Christ, just order the chicken nuggets and mac and cheese like the 7 year old you are. That being said, he’s got a firm grasp of the English language for someone so young.

The best advice is from King of the Hill

Europe isn’t right on all issues, just better overall than the U.S. will ever be in your lifetime.

“Have some respect for the office if not the man!”

Plus they're not very good.