This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.
I don’t think you have to wait.
I don’t even know how to properly say thank you for this.
Don’t forget that the basis of western civilization was built upon the inspirational teachings of Europe’s proudest son. The #1 most famous Anglo/Saxon of all time: Jesus Christ.
You and me both, Mindy Kaling. At what point do we outgrow the ‘sub’?
A walking metaphor for the GOP.
Fuckclowns.....fuckclowns everywhere.....
Trump probably instructed him to pose that way so it would make his hands look smaller.
That whole Benghazi segment was horrifying. Exploiting that mother’s grief and then these guys’ long winded story was really too much.
You’re not sorry, you’re right though.
Ugh giuliani is the worst
How is that not the last thing you check before you go on stage at a massive televised event? I always have the same list of checks before something important: 1. Nothing in nose 2. Nothing in teeth 3. Boobs not escaping from shirt 4. Fly is up/skirt isn’t tucked into underwear.
I just turned it off after Giulianis white america/black America outburst. This country is so fucked. Can't even hate watch trump introduce Milanibot
Truly, who could be more credible than one of these jack-off private contractors to the military? They are such a credit to the shitty companies they work for... I mean to our country!
Boo, the title should’ve had some sort of Steve King/Stephen King pun.
but also armed with guns
This convention is a carnival of the Gotta Hear Both* Sides! approach media has aggressively taken since around Obama’s first run for president. I don’t know how I can still be surprised, but here we are.
*But mostly the side that is armed with zero facts and a lot of race/gender anxiety
Remember, he represents a constiuency who thinks like he does. It’s okay to hold the assholes of Iowa who voted him in accountable. Reasonable Iowans: do better next election.