But did you do all of this while never dating anyone over 25 and bringing your Mom as your date to professional events? Devil in the in the details.

Your cat is my spirit animal.

Kanye racked up millions in debt? Good, stupidity should be painful.

There is another option: The Humane Society. All the activism and none of the crazy, rage inducing bullshit.

In my defense who DOESN’T think about getting off all of the time?

Same, now I don’t feel so bad. Thanks for your honesty.

Every time I think I could not hate PETA anymore than I already do, these mofos up their game.

I love all the women in your family. As we say in Boston: “ They are wicked smart.”

Move out of that neighborhood is my best advice.

Now this shit is important. Time to adjust my murder plan. Thanks for the help.

I don’t know what any of these words mean. So, today is starting to feel like a good day.

There are some clever people on Jezebel, so I ask: Can anyone set up a website that tracks how much it costs to defend these clearly unconstitutional laws? Maybe a little ticker right here on Jezebel that shows how much money these elected tools are wasting of taxpayers money for legislation that will always be…

So, if you aren’t flattered by the attention you’ll be shot.

I go through consignment shops exclusively with one exception, needlework supplies. I sell those of facebook groups. But all the clothes are shops only. I don’t have to deal directly with customers, deal with shipping or any aggravation. I drop it off and everything else is done for me.I have one shop I go to for mid…

It was from dire need and a barely marketable skill set but it has really worked for me. I get the thrill of shopping but I am making money. 90% of my wardrobe is from thrift shops. Bonus from all of the shopping, the suits I bought for $8 each got me through the interviews that changed my career path from jobettes to…

How I built my Fuck Off Fund ( and continue to build my growing fuck off fund):

Thanks for the lesson in stalking. Who knew it was so easy?

All Lives Matter is the new black face for people too fucking lazy to put on make up.

Long form snark is the best snark.

Add the stress of a holiday and family and anything is possible. For everyone on the spectrum and not on the spectrum.