My only hope is that the fatty plaques growing in the arteries of Donny’s heart and brain, get just a little thicker, and pump a little harder, with the release of this book.

The book is expected to send shockwaves throughout the White House,

You’re thinking all wrong, what you should be asking is...... How likely is Trump to have a full on coronary over his niece airing out how much money has lost. Always look on the bright side of life, Dee doo dum de dum de doo

Crap, that’s awful. Why can’t these no mask wearing redneck legislators here in Texas take the brunt of this awful virus? If there’s a hell, I’ll be there for fervently wishing this virus would focus it’s impact on people who make the world a worse place.

After Trump and his cadets attacked her relentlessly, accused her of being unAmerican and a danger to the country, his shitty governing killed her father. Ugh.

It’s funny to me the things we uphold in America. I grew up in New Orleans where the fluer-de-lis (commonly used as the symbol of French monarchy) is used so much it’s basically at the point of fetishization. When I was a teenager, my mom had some friends from France in town, and they could not believe all the French…

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

Well, they needed something to replace the Confederate flag with, so there it is.

I’ve seen speculation on Twitter that Roberts only joined the majority to ensure that Ginsburg wouldn’t get to author it.

As I said over on The Root:

How pissed off do you think Trump hast be at Gorsuch? He thought he had someone bought and paid for, and instead he seems to be a legal scholar with conservative opinions, who will nonetheless side with the liberal minority when he thinks it’s correct.

From Gorsuch’s opinion:

LGBTQ+ discrimination is inherently sex discrimination, because it is about cultural expectations for sex and gender behaviours. It’s not surprising that a strict textualist would come down on the right side of this decision, because it’s obvious and plain as day. If anything, this only further exposes the three…

The senior justice on each side decides who writes the opinions. Since Roberts was on the majority side, his decision to have Gorsuch write the opinion may have been political. I’ve seen speculation on Twitter that Roberts only joined the majority to ensure that Ginsburg wouldn’t get to author it. For whatever that’s…

“But...but...this can’t be right! I looked up ‘s-e-x’ in a bunch of dictionarys!”

“Meanwhile, Kavanaugh’s losing opinion slides in at a slim 28 pages.”

Another classic example of “Since I made an assload of money doing one thing, anything I say or do should be considered right.”

I just can’t believe she won’t shut up. SHUT UP, JO.

I would never have guessed in a million years that, in terms of the culture wars, liberals would get Nascar and conservatives Harry Potter.

2020, man.

Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling.