It’s like they want Trump to be re-elected so they can say I told you so.

It’s because Bernie is no longer the candidate. Now that Vermont Jesus isn’t an option, not voting is the only option for the writers here.

The look of someone seeing something they have never seen before...

I’ve never seen anyone hold a bible so awkwardly; like he’d never seen one before in real life.

Shooting tear gas into a home* is so vile. No room for it to blow away, permanent damage to the house, making it completely unsafe to even remain there for days later for this man and his family. This is what happens when you see the people you’re supposed to be serving and protecting as enemy combatants to destroy.

I was talking to my son this morning and I asked him, “You think any of Trump’s people read The Root? I mean, I know people were dragging him all over the web and calling him #bunker bitch and everyth-”

The fact that the Archdioese of St. Joseph sounds like they REALLY WANNA pull up on Trump’s ass after this stunt is all the proof I need that this man is getting buried in the worst way possible when the time comes.

Why is the Chairman Chief of the Joint Staff following Trump in combat uniform?

I am still unable to wrap my brain around the most hilarious/wretched of all MAGAt ironies: he HATES the poor white trash who worship him. And they’re just too blinded by their hatred of the Other to see it.

It is, and they’re about to lose a lot of us for good. Still silent on the idiocy coming out of Deadspin’s reanimated corpse, too.

Well well, punk ass bitches do what punk ass bitches do. Be punk ass bitches. Is this yall king, magas? He’s a bitch. Putins own messy wanna be dictator. Shit is sad AF for our country. 

I am so supremely unsurprised Lea Michele is a major piece of shit. 

Yes voting. For President but also for commissioners and judges and sheriffs and magistrates.

Is this the second day in a row where this column has bashed voting? 

Is Reese Witherspoon’s comment bad? Seems like a good starter list to me

I understand his frustration but how in the hell can we have peace? We see peaceful protestors being violently attacked by the police. There’s a video of a white female and her black friend sitting. The cop shoves the white female away, then pushes the black female to the ground and arrests her. How can we find peace?…

Turns out that choking someone to death makes their heart stop beating. Who new?

Is the opposite of anti-Semitism called tolerance for any Jewish behavior or Jewish Privilege or what?

*welp* good luck, Omaha.

I live in Nebraska. I have it on good authority that the Douglas County Attorney is going to announce at 1:30 p.m. CDT that he will NOT be filing charges against Scurlock’s murderer. This is going to be bad.