He’s an activist variety candidate that has no chance of buying enough votes to matter, and I’m pretty sure he knows it. He also promised this regardless of winning, so it kind of deflates the whole “buying votes” thing.

He announced 10 families would receive one year of freedom bonds from his campaign, regardless of if he wins. He directed people to his site to submit their reason for why they deserve it.

An Actual Univision Guy!! I for one am very happy they did this.

Ok, he’s got no chance in hell of winning, but what Yang just did was so much better than prior speculation led me to anticipate. 

Holy Shit! It cannot be unseen.

Death, the ultimate tranquilizer.

From your own linked statistics:

I also want steak, but it’s more likely I’ll eat fried chicken and play roulette with a THC pen. 

*pushes glasses up nose*
Achtually, it’s called “The Full Cage”

Is this satire? I feel like I missed the joke here.

There’s definitely a performative aspect here. It’s pretty over the top. So much so that when I googled Carter, only photos of her with Cyrus come up. There’s quite a variety of outfits for a couple who’s only been together for a handful of weeks.

The matching outfits just brought me to the realization that these two look like twins. Kaitlynn is the business twin, Miley is the edgy one. I’ve always been weirded out by people who date their own doppleganger. Or in Mike Pence’s case, marry them. It’s really narcissistic, which is a vibe I already get from Miley.

LOL, they don’t know he wrote a book.

“If this act were to go through, all companies—big companies—would have to get a license to do business,” Varney exclaimed.

My initial thought was “Are Fox Buisiness Channel viewers so ignorant they don’t know about business licensing?”. Now I feel really dumb.

The depth of their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Like I said, I’m not counting on them to save us. However, there is evidence that the trend is starting to reverse course.

I dunno about that. He has the chin. Which doesn’t necessarily rule out Eric or Junior.

Yeah, I look forward to the day when being fiscally conservative means acknowledgement that:

I want to declare my vote for the complete text of the email you will inevitably receive from Cutrone as the update to this piece. It’s going to be Epic.

First it was the addition of The Mooch’s family to the RHNY cast. Then it was Betheny’s departure. Now the remaining train wrecks are mocking transwomen. Fuck this show, it’s no longer an entertaining variety of trash.

IMO, those of us that couldn’t be bothered to vote against his ass are just as guilty. If you vote for no one, you’ve voted for the winner by default.