It’s definitely hilarious in the absurdist fashion. Such a level of ineptitude, ignorance, and lack of awareness.

Remember how the right wing grasped onto Idiocracy as a meme during the Obama era? It always amused me how they couldn’t get past Camacho being black, and realize that the idiots portrayed in this movie…

lol Only straight. Vodka and rum (or both) are usually the choice of bartenders for fruity drinks because the flavor and odor are the weakest of liquors. It’s literally Bartending for Dummies level knowledge.

Lol, I don’t know how “fancy” any joint is pushing that as lemonade. This sounds like a dated Mr. Boston recipe.

In my decade of bartending, I missed this theory. Is that an east coast thing? Or something southern maybe?

LOL. Hotter take, there is no valid reason for the existence of Gin. Blech!

Also, how do you not notice? The eagle has two heads ffs. 

What kind of heathen puts Gin in hard lemonade? Vodka, you use Vodka. Nobody wants juniper flavored lemonade that smells like pinesol.

Even the chopped version isn’t a lie. I think it’s cute that you think the full context of the comment would matter to these dip shits. Even her full comment would require them to acknowledge white males are responsible for the majority of domestic terrorism. A fact they willfully ignore.

So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking about eastern monks and their penis lifting. Also that one guy who used to tour with the Jim Rose Circus Side Show. This brand of fuckery is not exactly new.

I’v voted consistently as well  so have most of my friends in the same generation. They’re consistently voting third party though and always have (or so they claimed). So they’ve essentially turned into non voters, or closet republicans (aka libertarian). At least our parents own being conservative.

I mean, I remember being a cynical 20-year-old GenX (we freakin’ invented cynicism), nothing matters, we’re all gonna die anyway

The problem is at least half of our generation never grew out of that, and now pushes the “both sides are just as bad” edgelord BS like it’s still high school. And Those shitheads are…

Check out this ones comment history. More than one pro Trump take. Know who you’re debating with.

Citation needed. Links to articles about Trump claiming this happened don’t count.

The header image already had me wondering just how much meth this asshat does a day. Reading this article may have given me a contact high. His brain rot is terminal. Switching to downers will not reverse that disease.

More than 40%. His approval rating within the Republican party is in the 80's. It’s his overall approval rating that hovers around 40%.

Seriously? This is the first time I’ve been thankful for America’s puritanical sexual repression. Group wanking (outside of kink) is not a thing.

“But maybe we should be radically incentivizing companies to go back into the education business, since no one knows better the skills their workers need than they do. That’s thinking completely without a box.”

The fuck we should. We’re still trying to get them the hell out. 

Hot take, your most intelligent friends are not as intelligent as you think.

Right? All pedos need to go. Did we fucking stutter?

So many butthurt Bernie stans. Miss me with your bs.