This is what I was thinking when I first read about this. Divorce proceeding haven’t concluded, these guns were hers to turn over.

Electability is a self fulfilling prophecy, backed up by statistics.

Oh holy shit that’s a train wreck. One bound to spill over to the stage. There would need to be a running pool on the impending breakdown.

*sighs* If someone could just drop a house on this feckless bint, that would be great.

I’m inclined to believe he wouldn’t have objected too strongly, since he was prone to milk it at every opportunity himself.

Remember his parody stand in on that Little Bush cartoon? “Vietnam! Rah-ruh, Rah-ruh”

Seriously, was she self medicating that with alcohol? Because sober Lu comes off magnitudes more narcissistic than drunk Lu. She’s so insufferable, it’s almost comical. Almost.

Wow, that short list looks effective. I would like to see a comparative analysis of potential effects of doing this vs. direct cash stimulus. If only the candidates could unilaterally agree that we need to do one.

Yeah. I want her to run, but not have that run wasted on this shit show.

The more I hear Beto ramble, the more apparent that he has absolutely no idea how to solve issues. This whole interview feels like a word vomit of repeating things he’s been told are issues. He’s managed to out “meh” Buttigieg with this one. 

And I thought he effectively cancelled himself yesterday with his veteran tax BS. Now he’s just doubling down. I’m so glad this article came with time stamps for the responses, he’s quite the rambler. His tendency to give a one word answer and then galaxy brain off is obnoxious. 

I generally consider the Daily Beast suspect, they really hype things up. The actual report released on the GLAAD website does show a decrease (which is concerning), Just as drastic. Links to actual survey, and a source piece with less spin.

100 points to your house for the Dead Kennedy’s inspired tagline of this article.

Nah, MAD had funny pictures before they were lampooning him. He probably read the old stuff.

I’m sure the Hustler thing hit him in the feels. You know that’s his brand of porno mag. Playboy is too classy for his type.

I’m aware. I should have specified vintage.

What is this?! A porn library for Ants!! How will you get the Hustler magazines out of a door that small?

It has to at least be big enough to get the magazines out.

*cringes*
This gave me mental picture of Darth Cheeto on the throne. Did Not Want.

Articles are just too wordy for the illiterate. Try MAD magazine and Hustler. 

Enlistment must be really be down for this shit to be floated. Either that, or this tool was way to enamored with Star Ship Troopers.

He’s effectively cancelled himself. He’s running in the wrong party. He managed to walk the “centrist” line that we keep being told appeals to the boomer demographic, but this is too…

Alice Cooper was The reason to watch Rock and Jock golf back in the day.

Oh he’s been a joke from the start. This implosion is everything I expected it to be. And now we can cancel the “Senator Beto” call to with that veteran tax bullshit. Do not want.

I don’t know that I’d call helping veterans with their healthcare “soldier worship”.

The last time a war was fought for “freedom” was when we took down literal fascists. The military of this country has been misused by the government to line the pockets of corporations for the entirety of my 42 years of life. The way…