There’s certainly a precedence for time travel, and that thing Sirius fell into could be a portal to an alternate universe or something.

#owlslivesmatter. Sorry not sorry. It’s Friday.

The majority of Americans won’t be seeing Gawker much longer either.

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Me, at 5 PM today:

This one has ALL the best moves...

i have a feeling all the people who know him as ‘sweet and gentle’ know sober johnny depp. like i can believe he was never violent with vanessa and when not drinking and drugging he is a good person. but he spent his whole relationship with amber fucked up and was probably a completely different and terrible person…

I feel very creeped out.

Whoopi’s living the dream. Gets to be paid millions to go work for a couple hours a day and shout random nonsense and then go home and smoke weed.

They really don’t. I would pick apart Anna’s paragraph on the things wrong, or “queasy”, about Clinton and how each and every one of them apply to Obama as well, but it really shouldn’t be necessary simply because of the fact that some people don’t (or refuse to) understand that we have a chance for a liberal SCOTUS…

God, it just reeks of privilege and fucking idiocy...I just can’t with people. If you wanna watch the goddamned world burn, you must be one of the privileged to have a fireproof suit...

She is the only person I have ever liked better because of Twitter. She’s so goddamn good at Twitter.

Back in 2004 a liberal/libertarian friend bragged that he was going to vote for Bush because he wanted people to see “how bad this country could get” if we put another Republican in power. It makes me sick to think that people torpedo progress because it doesn’t fit their idealized view of the 100% perfect progress.…

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

...and someday you can look back and know that you did your part to stop an orange cloud of fascism from taking over your country, even if it wasn’t you who stood the most to lose.

I thought you were supposed to send your criminals to Australia, not the States. You asses.