Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.

Serious question.

Oh! More please!!!!

She sounds extremely codependent. Like her identity is wrapped up in him. She probably needs professional help. i.e. not Iyanla Vazant.

I can't look at Oprah no more. I'm just done. With her and all of her friends. Except Gayle King. I love her.

Bulleted list of highlights might be best—

tell me about this wierd son/ bodyguard. I like these kinds of tales and I have not heard the Iyanla wierd son/ bodyguard version yet.

Once upon a time, I worked on a crossover episode of Fix My Life and another OWN show. When I got the call for the job, I was so excited because I used to love her back in her "Oprah's Guru" days. I even had one of her books.

Iyanla's a fucking mess.

Fun Fact: Don't trust people who don't curse.

That would be just fucked up enough to get me to watch it.

No. There's only one person fit to continue this franchise.

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

Knew her back in her Bach days. Had some personal and professional dealings with her. The woman is evil, ruthless and an all around POS. How her son reconciled with her is a complete mystery. Once when she tried me at my office and was told I was on maternity leave with my second child she called my home and left a…

I thought Diane Lane, now.

It was a TV show on the BBC before the movie. Alec Guiness played Smiley.

Would absolutely watch. The fashion! The Disco! The cocaine!

She gave her ex full custody of their 5 year-old son and then didn't see him or speak to her own child for 10 years? Did I read that correctly?