Bitch, please. Like Naomi needs an excuse to attack people.

Rihanna is such a fucking queen even the women are fighting over her. SLAY. You know you've got it when goddess Naomi Campbell is putting it on the line for you. But who can blame her when they create this kind of fucking MAGIC together?

Does anyone NOT think that? (No, really, I'd love to hear from such a starry-eyed dreamer!)

Thanks! I am in excruciating pain right now and I wish percocet made me loopy the way it does with normal people, and am finding it very hard to get around or eat anything, but I should be fine in a few weeks.

Does anyone else feel these two are interested in having more kids because it "solidifies their brand" ?

I make no claim to knowing anything about common wisdom for getting pregnant other than, "Don't."

I don't know about that, but it sure seems like - even accounting for hyperbole - Kimmy has just exposed her husband as a short-timer.

As someone with a shy bladder, I don't understand how guys (or anyone) can just pee out and about and anywhere. Like, it takes me 5 minutes to just pee in an individual stall if there are other people in the restroom, how the hell do you accomplish peeing totally out in the open like that?

I study german cities and city culture as a big part of my research, and I have two thoughts, because I've read about this like 6 times today, because colleagues keep linking me:

True, but Mo'Nique had a bit of a head start, celebrity-wise. She wasn't well known to the masses but a comedian with a following. Honestly I feel like the truth in this mess lies somewhere between Mo'Nique's miscalculated star power and Oprah & Daniels friendship/working relationship.

"Scholes' mom says it was meant as a joke"

this 11-year old committed to the role more than jaime dornan did, that's for sure.

and then remus and sirius kiss

I miss Law and Order Sisto.

Yeah, the more she talks, the more it seems like she's a bit insufferable and despite Lee Daniels being a douche-tastic ass regarding black women, she's not coming up looking good the more she goes on.

Speaking of Kanye and Draco Malfoy

Fun fact: I only respond to my in-laws via memes now, and the really annoying sister in law (the one who thought she saw Jesus in a melted chocolate bar and who thinks her family is haunted by a ghost who hates Catholics) only ever gets this Chrissy Teigen pic as a response.

I was team Mo'Nique before. But I think I may be slowly backing away...

I recently moved out of New York City after living there for 10 years. This was part of why I moved (one of many reasons). It's also part of why I miss New York, but not enough to move back. Anyway, shortly after I moved, I spent about 5 weeks in Japan, in Tokyo and Kyoto but also throughout the countryside.

Dear MTA: