This was the first photograph I ever saw of her, back when I was a kid. It's still the first image that pops into my head whenever I read or hear anything about her.

This. This is the one that really got me thinking.

Wow her upper body is so disproportionate from her waist. Not body shaming, all body types are entirely valid, but it definitely makes me think she's going to gain a lot of weight back. Kind of like with puppies. The size of their feet relative to their body indicates how much more they need to grow to fulfill their…

I have seen those shoes somewhere before. Oh yeah, I remember. It was in a DREAM ABOUT SATAN. The day when those shoes fade from the public sphere will be a good, holy day.

Those pictures are bizarre. And sad.

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that…

She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."

I'm glad all of the Chinese have been saved, that's a load off my worry plate.

Rob wasn't down to earth until his looks became an issue. Until he put the pounds on, he was quite the douche. I don't feel sorry for him at all.

{raises hand} I will believe he and Amul are married only after the fact. For some reason, I thought they'd be like Oprah and Stedman, and just be engaged for a looong time.

I have no idea who half of these people are and only a vague idea of most of the rest. (George Clooney and Brad Pitt being the notable exceptions.)

I'm not surprised, but the rush-to-do-it element seems a little weird. Someone on here wrote my favorite quote about it: "It's like he just discovered intelligent women exist."

I do not admire Kim's gown. Nobody with that much bosoms should wear a jewel neck anything. It cuts her off like a crew-neck T. Ick.

I am ashamed to say that early in my marriage I discovered my husband was a troll.

This... wasn't funny.

Meh. There's nothing interesting about a fitted lace gown. And that veil looks like she's wearing mosquito netting.

I have been waiting all day for a peek of her gown, and i have to admit, while pretty, i was rather disappointed. I was hoping she would do red or at least white with red. There are so many gorgeous red wedding gowns including some by Vera Wang and with her features, she could have pulled it off with a snap of her…

What? That dress is beautiful too!

I think the veil is a bit much. She looks like she's wearing a giant mosquito net. Maybe it's prettier from the front?