Usually I reserve this comment for Bachmann, but that bitch is crazy.

Nothing about this?!

She also referred to her other children as her "whole" kids

Her "Whole" kids?!?

Oh lord. I am a mom by adoption. The fact that she distinguishes among her kids as "whole" and not speaks volumes. Very sad woman.

Soooo...we 're all in agreement she wrote "J. Phoenix" because she doesn't know how to spell Joaquin, right?

Exactly, her need to explain herself is what bothers me. You don't have to do that. Feminist will not shame you for not explaining yourself, everyone else probably will though but fuck them.

I feel that way about the word "Negress." I read it in a book in middle school and really wanted to reclaim it, but it's just too loaded...

Interesting Fact: The Word Cunt Is An Old Anglo-Saxon Word Which Became Vulgar When French Was The Official Court Language Of England, So There Is Nothing Inherently Wrong With It :) Sorry For all The Random Caps, My Phone Sucks.

Thank you! Man-dy Summers and I regularly throw around the p word when we sext. Who are these people who think pussy isn't sexy? Sheesh.

To me the word vagina is no more sexy than the word penis - I would never use the anatomically correct word for either in sexy scenario.

Serious question... have you masturbated? Have you learned your own body, what makes it feel good, which spots like to be touched? Nothing at all wrong with you if you haven't! For many women that takes time. But I'd start there, if I were you. Read some erotica, watch some steamy movies, touch yourself, see what you…

I don't get the point of these "I'm a virgin and I'm okay with it" stories. They are so tired and old. I've been hearing about 30 year old virgins since I picked up my first issue of seventeen. Good for you that you're comfortable with your life choice. I have a friend who's a virgin and she never feels the need to…

I get your utterly obvious joke now, I got it then. As BloodOrange suggested, it's not funny.

Not liking your friends' partner is tough business, I can't even imagine what it must be like if your friend can't let go of Justin Bieber ew.

Crayola Bitch Ass is my new street name. Thanks Chrissy!

Hand-holding is the third leading cause of pregnancy, particularly with multiples. The first cause is vodka redbulls, while the second, obviously, is trans-continental flight.

I'm totally stealing 'crayola bitch ass'.

"I'm just being honest" is a rephrasing of "I know I am an asshole but I am doubling-down on my argument."

I love all the love Kesha is getting in this post.