I fit in a very teeny-tiny minority because I sort of hate the shit out of GoT — the books mostly, the show less so. I can get some pleasure from the show on occasion, I'm not a regular watcher on account of HBO is fucking expensive as shit. But seriously the Theon/Ramsay stuff is way way out there in a totally not…

That is false. The store owners never called the police.

Ultimately,

*shameful headshake*

Dear Sir, you are all alone in this world.

Nah, Adam can still go higher...erm, lower? Totes. Douche is written all over him but peak douche nay, that is a separate and special realm that he may yet harness.

omg I only just looked at your user name and whatdoyouknow but my mother's affectionate name for me is "Hamhocks". On accounta I got big legs. Just that I'd share. I felt we were having a moment when I realized there is yet another Hamhocks in the world.

*headshake and shameful giggle*

*sigh* I laughed *hangs head, giggles*

And thanx for the Katt Williams reference....well from the good old days at least...

Realness here!!!

I was too lazy to look it up..omg thank you for posting that!! What a POS

Mark you are fast becoming my favorite writer at Jezebel. You choose compelling stories, and write thoughtfully with humor and nice touches of irony. Also you're great dropping smart and timely references ie: Dante's inferno. Nice work! You're one of the better writers in the Gawker universe outside of I09. Kudos and…

This made me cry-laugh so hard. LOVE!!

This is all nonsense. If the Canucks were serious about this deal they would take TEXAS.

Keep at it! The payoff is way late in the story about halfway but it's amazing and she makes up for working your nervous so long

Ooohh this makes me nervous. This is one book that will translate entirely different in visuals. And Secret History...just no. NO. Leave Donna Tartt's work alone Hollywood! I feel worried

Only thing is that alcoholics do tend to be quite rigid in their loyalty to their preferred FyrWater. Like my grandad drank Grandad whiskey and he checked himself into rehab twice during his 80s. And stayed clean after the second stint. But what I'm saying is there are alcoholics who have no honor about what they…

For the most part grown up hairless men gross me out. And considering how hot he is as a natural man I can't understand the appeal of baby soft (un)manliness. Ick. Why is that a thing?

Oh no! You made me laugh out loud literally. :D Nice!