When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Kara: This was the best thing I’ve read all week. A perfect Mother’s Day interview with someone who’s clear eyed and sharp as a tack. She knows whereof she speaks, and has the right balance of skepticism and opimism. Thanks for this.

God dammit, Martha, I told you last time you ordered off Amazon to make sure the UPS you used for delivery wasn’t the Ursine Parcel Service again.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I work with someone who believes that hospitals have to give people who need it, chemo, even if they have no insurance and can’t pay and so believes there is no reason to mandate health insurance for everyone. I explained this simply wasn’t the case. Emergency room visits can be free (And we all pay for them anyway)…

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

CANADIAN MAPLE DEVIL!!! Give us back our milk, or start taking our milk again, or whichever it is we are mad at you for (I haven’t been following this story closely).

It’s really helped my learn how many days in a row I can drink vodka so that’s a thing.

Success, no matter how criminal you were in achieving it, makes you a hero to other men, even liberal men. The Axis of Dick controls all our lives.

what in the actual fuck, nytimes.

A good thing about trump is that he is going to die. Soon I hope.

This family is garbage.

YALL BETTER NOT BE IN HERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NOEL FIELDING

You’ve given me an idea...you can only drink so much vodka straight. I need to pace myself for the rest of the “President’s” “term.”

Rosé used to be synonymous in the US with White Zinfandel, which is disgusting in all its forms. Dry rosé started showing up from France, then small US wineries got the memo, et voilá. (Says someone who is 600 days sober and really needs to get off this thread [and anything that has to do with Syria] before she starts…

“Edward Forty Hands” with a twist.

Yes! And I found a bonus SVU one!

Can someone slip an amendment in there saying that whatever the republicans pass here has to become their own personal insurance plan as well?

+ pudding pop