and many of us consider the prospect of auto-repelling the men who hold such opinions to be a feature rather than a bug...

“When I was born, doctors looked at my genitals and made assumptions about who I would be”

In my humble opinion she shouldn’t have apologized...

“Ignore him like all of the other world leaders ignore him.”

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

I like Alex more. And I’m glad he tweeted - we get to enjoy it. :)

“...dressed like a wealthy old American lady on vacation who’s afraid she’ll be robbed on the way to the Uffizi.” 

“For some reason, this issue of xenomorphs has become a paramount issue for the crew of the Nostromo” - Mike Pence’s hair, 2143

“For some reason, this issue of an alien has become paramount to the colonists of LV-426.” Colonial Jizz Mopper Pence, LV-426

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

I guess after Dad throws up in your mouth, two-day old road kill doesn’t seem so bad.

They were separated. Plus charges filed against him may help her custody proceedings if she intends to have them.

Just wanna say that if I were Huma I’d send back my divorce papers with a note that just said “Humad?”

There’s nothing quite like false equivalence. The picture is disgusting not because it is two men together, but because it is THOSE two men together.

How is it homophobic? No one is saying their consensual relationship is bad because they’re both men, it’s because they’re both corrupt.

Why do people assume that jokes making fun of Trump and Putin are making fun of homosexuality? The joke isn’t that two men being in love is laughable, it’s that Trump and Putin are “in bed together”- that they are so closely and privately aligned, they might as well be intimate. If we had Kellyanne Conway instead of…

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

This is a good gif break. Excellent work, No-Mi.

So in the last 50 years there have been 6 Republican Presidents.