clearly you haven’t watched any of the Olympics documentaries or understand just how much goddamned freaking hard work it is to compete on that level, get as far as she did, and then have your hopes literally smashed by a freaking evil bitch.

I’m in your same position and didn’t really have a problem with Dave exploring his conflicting feelings/thoughts about Cosby as I’ve expressed in comments on Jez before. Cosby basically shaped my entire view of black people/culture in America in a really great way and that’s not something I want to do away with or…

I’ve had to struggle what to think of Cosby since all this broke widely too. Not in the “is he a monster or not” sense, as he clearly is, but in the “how to reconcile the genius of his comedic career and what he did or tried to do for black people in this country with the horrible crimes that it turns out he was…

I will never forgive Bill Cosby for taking Bill Cosby from me.

I feel like I ask this at least twice a day, but what the fuck?

He’s a dumb waiter.

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

Wait. How are we supposed to look at phones?

I LOVE The Lake House!!!!!

Just marry me already Keanu.

And he seems to be a genuinely nice person. Fucking love him.

Goddammit I love Keanu Reaves.

Thank you! For years, I had to hear how he was like the worst actor ever. I would always have his back (I say that like I know him). I’m glad that he’s finally being appreciated again.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

We’re going to get the measure of a lot of men, and women SUSANSARANDON in the coming years.

“Where the Veep Has No Shame”

How can anyone believe he was at the top of his class when the man can’t read?

Our CEO fits this mold perfectly: 6'2, square-jawed former athlete with glasses. Year one strategy was “let’s do something we’ve already tried and failed at and don’t need.” Year two was “let’s rename year one’s strategy.”

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

As a former worker of Nordstrom, I say fuck yeah!!