You pretty much nailed it.

Madeleine - Nicole & Keith have two daughters not one. I know most people only remember Sunday Roast but they have Faith Margaret as well.

He called Taiwan because he didn’t fucking realize he wasn’t supposed to.Because it’s a manufacturing country and he wanted to get right on that - just like with Japan.

One star isn’t enough for Bernard Black.

I’d been doing this too until my neighbor complained about the weed smell. Now I’m back to being completely miserable and misanthropic.

And it prevents an uprising of mutant Australian spiders.

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Will any of this ever be bleakly funny again, or can I expect these rage paroxysms to continue forever?

We are doomed.

You are my kind of people.

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.

I WENT TO PARLEEAMENT TODAY. I DID A BIGOTRY.

I spent ten years of my life doing activist work nearly full-time. I don’t blame people for not bothering because all of that time was essentially wasted. Every positive thing I fought for didn’t work because the people in power, supported by most of the population, chose the self-centered and short-sighted option. I…

Here’s to knowing I won’t live that long! Good luck to the rest of you!

Thankfully I’ve pickled my liver with such gusto that I suspect I’ll be gone in about ten.

I’m not sure she’s making America great, but she’s sure making the internet great again.

There’s a major issue, because the attorney is still in control and responsible for the legal decisions made on the case. It doesn’t have to be a public defender/indigent client type of relationship for there to still be a power dynamic. Also, you don’t want a lawyer being manipulated by sex with his/her client to do…