...so much crying about the diner closing 20 minutes before I thought to get pancakes.

Even the time I accidentally flashed an entire dorm?

IMAGINE.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I did not expect that to be her speaking voice.

Bingo. Not everyone can afford Ralph Lauren clothing. Some shows I try and search for dresses or sweaters I see on screen and GODDAMN are they dressing everyone in designer shit.

also it seemed to me that there was a “wear whatever was on the clearance rack”aesthetic to it because lorelai and rory weren’t supposed to have that much money?

Yeh, the clothing style most DEFINITELY fit the era of clothing. the Early 2000s were a fucked up time for a lot of us.

Its just a human body part

Where I grew up, our back door only locked about half the time and mom was sort of fine with that. When I moved out on my own, I was obsessive about locking my doors, and I would sleep with the bedroom door locked, too. Living with my dude, he’s less worried about these things—our bedroom door doesn’t lock and he…

Most of my articles are.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS

The 10% figure I presume you’re getting from the numbers for Reykjavik alone. But the article says it was actually 90% of women entirely! Presuming basic gender parity, that’s 45% of the entire entire population of the country, not just 10%!